End of an Era

It is official.

I have seen a movie that is worse than Barb Wire.

Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker is the worst movie ever made, period. Not one funny or scary moment in this supposed cult horror comedy flick. Well, one scary moment - when I realized that the whole movie was going to be like that. Worst actors, worst fake accents, worst production values. Seriously, this movie looks like a high school project with sat, fat fourtysomethings in it. The girl on the cover of the box wasn't even in the film (lucky her). Meanwhile, the actors in the film were so bad that there wasn't a single instance of a conversation in a shot. If one person spoke and then another person spoke, they had to cut to a different camera shot of the second person speaking so they could (presumably) shout the actors lines at them in the space between.

And I like bad movies. The only good thing about watching it was that I can now honestly say that Barb Wire isn't the worst movie I've ever seen. That's got to be a useful conversation piece at some point.

Sigh.